The Offspring – Want You Bad

If you could only read my mind
You would know that things between us
Ain�t right
I know your arms are open wide
But you�re a little on the straight side
I can�t lie

Your one vice
Is you�re too nice
Come around now can�t you see

I want you
All tattooed
I want you bad

Complete me
Mistreat me
Want you to be bad

If you could only read my mind
You would know that I�ve been waiting
So long
For someone almost like you
But with attitude, I�m waiting so come on

Get out of clothes time
Grow out those highlights
Come around now can�t you see

I want you
In a vinyl suit
I want you bad

Complicated
X-rated
I want you bad

Don�t get me wrong
I know you�re only being good
But that�s what�s wrong
I guess I just misunderstood

The Offspring – Pretty Fly (for a white guy)

Montag Lieben Lauten Loben
Give it to me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know it’s kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn’t cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don’t debate, play it straight
You know he really doesn’t get it anyway
Gonna play the field, keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don’t rate, just overcompensate
At least you’ll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabees, so (hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing

Give it to me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby,
Uh-huh uh-huh
Give it to me baby
Uh-huh uh-huh
And all the girlies say I’m pretty fly for a white guy

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn’t have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his pinto,
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They’re gonna kick his lily ass

The Offspring – Why don’t you get a job

My friend’s got a girlfriend
Man he hates that bitch
He tells me every day
He says “man I really gotta lose my chick
In the worst kind of way”

She sits on her ass
He works his hands to the bone
To give her money every payday
But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
Well my friend
You gotta say:

I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way
now, now, Why don’t you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now, now, Why don’t you get a job

I guess all his money, well it isn’t enough
To keep her bill collectors at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn’t enough
Cause that girl’s got expensive taste

I won’t pay, I won’t pay ya, no way
now, now, Why don’t you get a job
Say no way, say no way ya, no way
now, now, Why don’t you get a job

Well I guess it ain’t easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
But hey man free rides just don’t come along
every day

(Let me tell you about my other friend now!)

The Offspring – Hit That

The winds of fortune
Don´t blow the same
She had to get out
And make a change
She had a kid now
But much too young
Their baby daddy’s
Out having fun

He’s sayin’ ‘Now I´m on a roll
With all the girls I know’
His baby mama
She aint so slow
He’s sayin’ ‘Now I´m on a roll
With all the girls I know’
I know you wanna Hit That
I know you wanna Hit That, Hit That

All of the world is getting with i say
Consequences are a lot for me
That´s the way
That´s the way things go